rebuttal

Ok todays inner bitch thought: did you know today is write a happy ending day? No matter what went on in the past, your inner bitch knows that you can choose your own response to the present.....

there you have it

xoxo

Things I could tell you

I could tell you today that last night I went on a date with my father to see Olivia Newton John in concert. I could tell you I was surrounded by older people and almost pushed out of my own seat by this larger than life, grape candy eating woman next to me who wouldnt stop talking!!! I could tell you that she is an inspiration for all with all of her rainforest research, and cancer research center she just opened. I could tell you how beautiful her voice is and what a delight the show honestly was..... And I could tell you that her all american girl next door representation does more for the american name than most americans do (Seeings how she is Australian).Oh wait- I did.

But I could tell you I didnt have a good time, but that just wouldnt be true.

I could tell you today about my associate Heather, who came in my office yesterday with this enormous lollipop made of gummy bear. I could tell you how she paid almost $12.00 for it, but how she says it is equivelant to 88 of the bears thermselves. (Oh wait- I did)

But I could tell you I think she's nuts, but it just wouldnt be true.

I could tell you that when I watch people on stage it makes me really re think my life.

I could tell you that when I go to concerts like that I cry internally from what my life is NOT.

I could tell you that I want to leave a legacy so important that it literally makes me sick when I cant think of what it will be.

I could tell you that I have never fallen down my stairs because cute shoes dont handle carpet well- BUT I saved my coffe on the way down!

I could tell you that my father told me I am not allowed to go on my mission trip to Brazil at the age of 30 something................

So I could tell you that I have found I live my life under every one elses conditions for me and have never followed through with what I start due solely to the fact that I was out of my parents box of permission.

I could tell you that when it comes to others I interact with, that I dont have a jealous bone in my body, or a prideful one either. (Oh wait- I did)

I could tell you I just made all the up, but that just wouldnt be true.

There comes a time in everyones life that you have to own who you have become. Take responsability for what your life is, and try to figure where your supposed to be in Gods will. And for those of us who are still on our journey, when we see others who are completely at peace in their decisions and with the path the road is leading for them its a little disturbing. One day at a time is supposed to be a great way to live, but when you cant step out of what you dont want for your life that has become you uncomfortable comfort zone.......... lets say its a little more than disturbing.

I know today was a surreal blog, but I couldnt help it- this is what came out today. It played out in my mind last night at the concert so it was what is being put up here for all the world (Or should I say my 3 followers) to read!

-M OUT

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Ok- so I am managing 2 of these a day..... either I really have something to say or am so full of shit I need to spill it over for you, my reader!!!

Either way- it is what it is! So, here it is:

Why do people feel the need to call? Seriosuly? I mean really!!! ARGHHHHH

Your at home minding your own business and you have telemarketers CALL. You have insurance salesmen CALL. It is now even happeneing on cell phones.

BUT, my favorite type of person is- the stupid customer who , yes thats right CALLS! See, I work for a company who sells agricultural needs. And being in that field- how do I put this nicely, I am not selling to the Donald Trumps of the world. No- I literally hear banjos playing with 97% of the calls I take!

Maybe I should not have just said that out loud, cuz yes I know- they are my business but COME ON!!!! And me being me- have a very hard time staying grounded and calm when I get yelled at. People truly have NO idea what it takes to place a catalog order. How many steps it takes just to process it. And in this economy, they have no care about the size of company we are, or what our situation is. I understand that everyone is holding their dollars a bit more tight right now- but why don't people use common sense AT ALL anymore?

I mean, if you want to hatch eggs- why get the eggs and then order the incubator (MIND you, it is an electrical device -which the shaking of transit alone can cause it to break -which is NOT the way we sent it out - deliberatly broken to waste my time and just to piss you off!!!!! Your not that special to me) Seriously? Wouldnt it make sense to get the unit, get it set up and make sure its maintaining proper use needs and THEN order your eggs? ESPECIALLY if they are an expensive kind.

OR (I love this one)

Why do you feel the need to order chickens (or eggs) from me and then call me back yelling at me because we only ship one day a week and you didnt get them timely (and by that I mean you ordered them today and didnt get them 2 days ago) I mean AM I THE ONE SQUATTING THESE LITTLE F^%$&*#%S OUT? You call me and tell me its too cold to ship them right now to you but you offer no sense to the fragility of the birds who are actually laying the eggs....yes the weather causes a lot of spoil when mother nature is not cooperating.

I really truly feel a change is coming yall............. Why cant I just for once, deal with someone of a LITTLE intelligence just once in a while. (Oh wait I do.... when I get the ag doctors orders they yell "Dont you know who your dealing with?" I just cant win!!!!!!! (at this point it may be a good idea to refer back to the first post on here about spirituality......................BREATHE BREATHE )ARGHHHHHHHHHHHH

I just don't get New Zealand

Ok, so my girlfriend and I are responsible for burying a body in Austria while two other girlfriends are out in New Zealand Sheering sheep in platforms. New Zealand? Really?

For that I would have to wonder about the sort of people I choose as friends only because there is a new law that was passed in a New Zealand mall yesterday. They are having trouble with kids (And I dont mean age range of 5-9) hanging around bothering the shoppers and vandalizing the place.

They have come up with a new way of either calming the youth, or having them leave all together................. they will be playing Barry Mannilow over the intercoms 24/7 as loud as they can. This would surely be enjoyable for the shoppers as I will admit he has some catchy tunes. Although the song "Escape" just came to my mind, which is NOT his song!!!

Wait- I really feel I need to share ...... "If you like Pina Coladas. And getting caught in the rain. If your not into Yoga. If you have half a brain." Laaaalllllaaaaaaa laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

ehem- ok i am better now, Anyway: (now that my its dream sequence is over)

As I was listening to this report this morning on the radio, I was reminded of the movie " A clock work orange" At least it is proven that U S troops dont torture!!! What is this world coming to? Barry Mannilow? REALLY?

Something educational- How to care for fertile eggs!!!

Hatching Egg Storage
It may not be practical to place the eggs in an incubator immediately after collection. If holding eggs for several days, keep them in a cool, humid room. The best storage conditions are near 60oF. and 75 percent humidity. The temperature should not drop below 40oF. or hatchability will be reduced. The cool temperature delays embryonic growth until incubation begins, and the high humidity prevents moisture loss. Humidity is best measured with a device called a psychrometer. The table shows the relationship between wet bulb readings and relative humidity at storage temperatures.
Wet Bulb Reading for Storage Temperatures
Temperature, oF.
Rel. Humidity
55
60
65
70
55%
47.2
51.4
55.5
60.0
60%
48.1
52.4
56.7
61.2
65%
49.0
53.4
57.8
62.3
70%
50.0
54.5
59.0
63.5
75%
50.9
55.4
60.0
64.6
80%
51.7
56.4
61.0
65.8
Incubate eggs as soon as convenient. The hatchability of eggs stored for less than seven to ten days remains high with proper storage conditions. Eggs held longer experience reduced hatches. After three weeks of storage, the hatchability is near zero percent.
If the eggs are not incubated within three or four days, turn them daily. Turning the eggs prevents the yolks from touching the shell and injuring the embryo. Store the eggs with small ends down and slanted at an angle of 30 to 45 degrees. Large numbers of eggs can be stored on egg flats and in cases with one end of the case elevated to give the proper slant. Turn the eggs by elevating alternate ends of the case or flat each day.
The eggs should warm slowly before being placed in the incubator. The shock of warming the eggs too rapidly will cause moisture to condense on the shell. This may lead to disease problems.

Thank you College of Agriculture & Life Sciences
Mississippi State University

What a girl wants........

An inner bitch fashion tip: Since we have to dress for work, why not wear clothing that makes our collegues take us seriously.

So yesterday, as I was flipping channels on the remote (that YES Ladies I knew right where it was!!!) I ran across the ultimate "I am bored nothing to watch on tv so let me stop here " show What Not To Wear. I love this show becasue it lets me know that in some sick sense of the word, I ____________________ (feel free to insert your name here if you are actually in agreement on this one) have a bit of fashion sense.

Yesterdays episode (yet again) was about a tragic construction worker who is in her 40's and has allowed herself to become one of the guys..... Now, don't get me wrong- there is nothing wrong with being one of the guys- as long as they know you have nothing downstairs that actually MAKES you a guy. She was an early 40s blonde, who wore nothing but boots, flannels and jean shorts......... (And I am not speaking like the 1990's warrant song "cherry pie" whose video reflected Bobby Brown in such gear. NO this was MUCH MUCH worse). I dont believe posters will be printed of this one!

It makes you wonder how sometimes people actually get up in the morning- look in the mirror and actually have a reaction of "YUP! THAT LOOKS GOOD!" and they proceed to venture into the world of public for all to gaze upon.

My husband and I had a disagreement a few months back about MY clothing actually. Let me set the stage: Its Mid Decemebr 2008. We are getting ready to go to my company Christmas party. Lance proceeds into my closet (which is enough of a walk in that its actually become my dressing room too- I have a son who NEVER knocks!) Anywho- Lance says to me "Do you want your presents now?" I didn't want to hurt his feelings, but I didn't want to leave myself open to not having anything to open on Christmas morning so I replied to him "whatever". He hands me 2 wrapped boxes and states to me "Maybe you can wear this tonite to the party".

I open the packages and open a black pin stripe pencil skirt (loved it but it was wayyyyyyy too small for me) and the CUTEST pair of black and white wing tip shoes........ (what? I'm Italian! I like the mafiosa look!!!) Anyway- his idea that entire Christmas is to get me out of my jeans and flip flops (HEAD UP OUT OF THE GUTTER YALL) and dressing like I own a business. He made a deal with me that I could have casual fridays if I wanted, but he wanted to see me in clothes other than just jeans............... so now I am back to bringing clothes to the dry cleaners on a weekly basis becasue he said he wanted me to.

I am going along with this to a degree........... I mix and match my jeans like the girls of L.A. and put my heels and cute blouses on WITH my jeans. That way we are both happy.

The shirt I opened on Chrsitmas was also wayyyyyyy too small so I traded tham both in along with a GC I got from my mother-in-law for the hotest pair of Leopard Print shoes. (see figure A posted above).

If I have to dress the way the MAN wants me to, your damn straight that I am gonna do it MY WAY!

Thats it for today. See- total 100% nonsense. This just took up an hour of my life to write , that I will never get back. So read this knowing that I did this 100% for YOUR amusement. No punch line. No lesson to be taught. No meaning . Not even a real story line...... Just a bunch of rambling for a plethura of reading enjoyment for YOU. Yes, YOU!

Once again:
M OUT

XO XO :O)

What I need right now......

Is simply a soda. Something with flavor. Something to make my inner body feel a kick per say of life....... Just HAD to write this post for what it is!!!!